Meet Ace.

With a green chest and yellow head, Ace is the most vibrant creature in an otherwise muted room. He is approximately eight inches tall when perched. Ace tries to maintain his good nature by singing songs all day long when his owners are away, but on this particular day the loneliness has overtaken him.

Lately, to try and maintain his good spirits, Ace has been experimenting with different song patterns and frequencies in an attempt to open up a wormhole to another dimension. “Tweet. Tweet. Tweet.” Ace exclaimed excitedly as a magical portal finally tore open in front of him.

Upon sticking his head through the tear in space-time, Ace discovered an exact, utopian version of his home. It was colorless, but he could see clearly the vibrations that made up every object in the universe. “Tw**t. Tw**t. Tw**t.” Ace shouted obscenely, unable to believe his eyes. Ace quickly retracted his bird face from the wormhole and the hole pinched shut.

Only a vague memory of what he saw remained. He sang about that memory until dinner.