Rex was a first class detective. He was at the end of a long journey and dancing on the doorstep of the most mysterious case of his career.

Who flung the rancid poo at the bearded woman’s pet poodle?

Rex had been dating the bearded woman for only three weeks, but he needed to prove to her that he was truly the greatest detective of all time.

Rex was serious and focused as he lined up all of the suspects in the center ring. He began questioning the suspects about their alibis, but became increasingly frustrated about the cast’s lack of cooperation. In a moment of weakness, Rex bent down and picked up a pile of elephant poo. “Let’s see how you like it,” Rex hollered as he tried to throw the poo at the motley crew. As his arm came forward the poo slipped from his grasp, flopped up into the air and landing square on his own head.

Finally, seeing the humor in the situation, Rex chuckled. He finally knew who dung it.